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		<title>Funny Pictures to Help You Relieve Tension</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are several ways people can use to reduce stress. One of them is seeking counselling services. The other one is engaging in outdoor activities such as excursions and sports. However, the best way to relieve tension is by looking funny pictures. They can be photos of anything including human beings, animals, buildings, and vehicles. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are several ways people can use to reduce stress. One of them is seeking counselling services. The other one is engaging in outdoor activities such as excursions and sports. However, the best way to relieve tension is by looking funny pictures. They can be photos of anything including human beings, animals, buildings, and vehicles. Anything that can make a person laugh.</p>
<p>Life, as most people say is becoming harder and harder with each passing moment. Each day comes with its own pressures that seem to never end. There is always a new problem to deal with, yet the existing problems are not solved yet. This can cause mental anguish, distress and even depression. In fact, stress is the main reason for increased drug addiction cases worldwide.</p>
<p>Hilarious looking photos have the ability to make a person laugh and feel happy. It is said that laughing alone adds a few years to a person&#8217;s life. It is also said that a photo is worth a thousand words. One does not need captions to understand what is in the photo. They are quite self explanatory and trigger emotions almost immediately unlike words.</p>
<p>Everyone likes to look at amusing photographs whether on TV or on the internet. Thanks to the internet, now people can easily watch and download their favorite graphics almost instantly. It is one of the best forms of entertainment, considering that it requires no effort to access. There are thousands of websites on the internet where people can see these photos either for free or at a small fee.</p>
<p>One thing about amusing images is the fact that they are collected from the little small assumable things. Most of them are quite accidentally captured and end up amusing millions of people worldwide. The internet is a great source of funny images. Most websites carry photos from several years back. These sites also continuously updated with new photos to give viewers a wide variety to choose from.</p>
<p>Most websites allow viewers to submit their own prints which if qualify are added to the website portfolio. Whenever one feels tensed, these sites can offer a soothing relief. The good thing about it is that one can watch them at the comfort of their seats. All that is required is a computer/laptop and reliable internet connection. One can find the photos from home, on the office, while on the move, just anywhere they feel comfortable.</p>
<p>Unlike movies and comic shows, hilarious images are less costly to produce. It requires no planning, organising, casting and so on. When it comes to comic images, anyone can make the cast unknowingly. In fact, many even get surprised when they see their own hilarious images. All one needs is a camera and a good eye for amusing events and occasions. One should also be a very good photographer to take pictures clearly.</p>
<p>There are hundreds of ways that people can use to relieve tension and looking at funny pictures is definitely one of the best. Photos never grow old, what was amusing a few years back would still look hilarious now.</p>
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		<title>Margaret Cho is in it for the Laughs</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:21:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Margaret Cho has never been one to pull any punches. So, it&#8217;s no surprise that after her recent elimination from the televised Dancing with the Stars competition, that she plans to find fodder for her upcoming stand-up tour amongst the ashes. Cho says of her material choices, &#8220;I&#8217;ll be talking a lot about DWTS, drilling [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Margaret Cho has never been one to pull any punches. So, it&#8217;s no surprise that after her recent elimination from the televised Dancing with the Stars competition, that she plans to find fodder for her upcoming stand-up tour amongst the ashes.</p>
<p>Cho says of her material choices, &#8220;I&#8217;ll be talking a lot about DWTS, drilling everyone a new one. It&#8217;s going to be awesome!&#8221;</p>
<p>Though she never scored particularly well in the competition, a lot of speculation swirled around her ultimate demise and whether or not her costume choice contributed to the ouster. Was the rainbow dress too gay for primetime?</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m just so excited that we got to wear the rainbow colors and really represent and dance about pride,&#8221; she says. &#8220;That&#8217;s so important. I&#8217;m so honored to be in the presence of such amazing people and dancers. I had a great time. I&#8217;ll miss &#8230; the camaraderie and the costumes.</p>
<p>&#8220;I had been dancing with my partner for the last month and a half, and now I have separation anxiety.&#8221;</p>
<p>Cho&#8217;s takeaway from the show extends into more than just material for her act. She also developed a taste for movement that she hopes to hold on to.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to keep dancing. I&#8217;m not going to quit.&#8221; Cho credits her dance partner, Louis van Amstel, with showing her &#8220;that I want to be physically active. He&#8217;s shown me this direction in my life that I&#8217;m going to hang on to forever.&#8221;</p>
<p>A love for dancing has been with her since she was a kid in ballet class. Unfortunately, those early experiences weren&#8217;t all positive. Cho says she was bullied back in those days &#8211; a topic that is, of late, on a lot of people&#8217;s minds due to the rash of suicides by LGBT youth who have been bullied. Lending her voice to the chorus of supporters, she contributed a video to the &#8220;It Gets Better&#8221; series.</p>
<p>Cho recounts the lessons she learned along the way: &#8220;Now I realize that someone can say something, and it can stick with you for your whole life. We should never give people that power. Nobody should ever give anybody that power and that&#8217;s why I wanted to reach out to kids and people who have been bullied.</p>
<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t have to give anybody that kind of power. You really don&#8217;t. When you have a moment when you can share that with so many people, it&#8217;s very powerful, and I&#8217;m so happy I got to do that. Our message really came from the heart.&#8221;</p>
<p>Because you can&#8217;t really dance without music, Cho has a fondness for that art form, as well. Her passion is so deep that she even made a record, Cho Dependent. She says of the set, &#8220;I wanted to make an album that was a joke record in the style of &#8216;Weird Al&#8217; Yankovic and Dr. Demento, but I wanted to have something that had enduring value musically.&#8221;</p>
<p>To achieve that melodic feat, she worked with musicians like Ani DiFranco, Garrison Starr, Ben Lee, Andrew Bird, and Fiona Apple. For the lyrical side, she drew from her life. One song recounts the story of a childhood crush who grew up to be a murderer.</p>
<p>&#8220;He was the first person I ever had a crush on, and he didn&#8217;t like me. Then I found out that he had killed his wife and stuffed her body in the attic of the house for a month until it was mummified. I didn&#8217;t know what to do besides write a song.&#8221;</p>
<p>As usual, Cho proves that laughter really is the best medicine.<br />
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<br />October 30 &#8211; Atlantic City, NJ &#8211; Caesars Circus Maximus Theatre<br />
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<br />November 5 &#8211; New York, NY &#8211; TBA<br />
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<br />December 4 &#8211; San Francisco, CA &#8211; Nob Hill Masonic Center<br />
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<br />December 12 &#8211; Atlanta, GA &#8211; The Tabernacle<br />
<br />January 22 &#8211; Ottawa, ON &#8211; National Arts Centre</p>
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		<title>Funny Jokes For Adults, Crack-Up, Stand-Up, Muck-Up Comedy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 08:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stand-up comedy has evolved in harmony with the cosmic blueprint and there&#8217;s an interesting story attached to this. It&#8217;s more than just funny jokes for adults, but a Long, long time ago before our time, and before people as we know them existed on Earth, our planet was formed from a cataclysmic &#8220;bang&#8221; out in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stand-up comedy has evolved in harmony with the cosmic blueprint and there&#8217;s an interesting story attached to this. It&#8217;s more than just funny jokes for adults, but a Long, long time ago before our time, and before people as we know them existed on Earth, our planet was formed from a cataclysmic &#8220;bang&#8221; out in the cosmos.</p>
<p>The cosmic blueprint: Comedy and funny jokes for adults was fused into the very material that went into making our own planet. Much, much later when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, they themselves were destined to suffer the consequences of this cosmic idleness. Consider why those mammoth creatures disappeared, again the answer is clear, they died of boredom.</p>
<p>Why they didn&#8217;t have television. It is said that evidence exists to suggest that man did, in fact, survive the ice-age. True, most died in that endless cold, but the clever ones stayed at home in their caves in front of a cozy fire making up funny jokes for adults which is One Theory of how stand-up comedy first started off!</p>
<p>Let us consider: Before stand-up comedy and funny jokes for adults, there were other startling fundamentals of our planet&#8217;s development. Firstly we will consider Newton&#8217;s first law of relativity,, for every action, there is an opposite and equal reaction. We can best illustrate this by observing the very length of time our planet took to develop life forms. For a long, long time nothing happened, so what was the reaction? Nothing! Eventually microscopic unicellular organisms were in existence, but they got tired of floating around in a massive ocean, so they teamed up to form the first species of fish.</p>
<p>That makes a lot of sense: But what has funny jokes for adults and stand-up comedy got to do with fish? Now if you&#8217;ve been attentive, you&#8217;ll be able to discern the makings of a pattern here&#8230; Yes, that cosmic blueprint was in evidence again. The fish had to keep swimming to survive and like the little amoeba, the fish got well and truly bored with swimming; just so they could breathe.</p>
<p>It took one enterprising little fish. The fish went up on to the beach and what was the first thing he did? Yes, he had a rest, but very shortly after this he developed lungs, so he could stay on the beach &#8211; resting. Now if it wasn&#8217;t for the fact that the fish got hungry he might never have developed lungs or legs and they are the main ingredients for Stand-up comedy and funny jokes for adults. And that&#8217;s how it all started.</p>
<p>Consider the obvious parallel. With the development of the walking fish, the cosmic die was firmly cast. As with the fish, man&#8217;s very physical configuration was determined by his most basic needs and legs provided the mobility which was needed for man to gather and hunt food, walk around making up funny jokes for adults to laugh at with their developed lungs.</p>
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		<title>Humor and Funny One Line Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 08:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having been immersed in humorous prose of all kinds and funny one line jokes for so many years, I am now fairly certain that I can recognize humor when I see it without it having to leap up and bite me on the thigh, but I would not claim to know much more about it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Having been immersed in humorous prose of all kinds and funny one line jokes for so many years, I am now fairly certain that I can recognize humor when I see it without it having to leap up and bite me on the thigh, but I would not claim to know much more about it than that, except for the following brief points.</p>
<p>First of all, I would like to give a working definition of English humor: an odd, embarrassing or funny incident experienced or observed, and described later in a plain manner, which might or might not call for laughter. The English sense of humor is an agreeable mixture of a sense of fun and a sense of proportion, which is not at all the same thing as a taste for buffoonery. Perhaps a small axiom could be proposed: beware of people who only laugh at funny one line jokes.</p>
<p>A joke has a measurable potential of laughter; there are snigger-sized jokes, guffaw-sized jokes, and hearty laughter-sized jokes. Humor has no such limitations for example, might only give the reader quiet pleasure and on the other hand if it catches the reader off guard and in the right mood, its effect can be violent and prolonged, inducing, in my case, uncontrollable surges of laughter, hiccups, and a curious snoring noise in trying to regain breath.</p>
<p>Humor does not put a value on itself by announcing that it is going to make you laugh. To tell someone to stop being funny or hilarious is to dictate to them what their sense of humor should be, and a sense of humor is a most personal possession that should not to be tampered with. Any attempt to alter personal comedy results whether they are only funny one line jokes.. is wanting the owner to end the piece asap and is recommended less than hilarious and rather disappointing.</p>
<p>It took some twelve years to assemble a representative selection of five hundred years of humorous prose. What emerged from the vast amount of material collected was that pure English humor, besides being itself, also functioned over the centuries like good stock in cookery, enriching other kinds of comedy and giving them added flavor. Wit with humor proved to be more appreciated than wit being clever all by itself, satire expressed through humor, was found to be more widely effective, jokes built on humorous observation had a deeper appeal.</p>
<p>Comedy does not work in a vacuum either, its audience has to be in the right mood of expectancy and confidence, a mood which a comedian must create with his opening remarks. In literature, a humorous writer has to set the receptive mood he wants his reader to be in with his opening paragraphs so the quoted humorous pieces and funny one line jokes, are set within a commentary which introduces them by describing how the extracts came to be written, or why, with perhaps facts or anecdotes or gossip about the author, or what was going on at the time, the aim being to bring the reader up to the beginning of each piece in a good frame of mind to appreciate it.</p>
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		<title>Ideas to Brighten Up a Gloomy Hallway</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 07:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hallways have always remained an essential part of any house. In the eighteenth century, there was a great focus on making hallways lavish and extravagant. For the plain reason that they give a comforting and cozy feel to guests. There cannot be any better welcome than this. However, in modern day housing, hallways have lost [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hallways have always remained an essential part of any house. In the eighteenth century, there was a great focus on making hallways lavish and extravagant. For the plain reason that they give a comforting and cozy feel to guests. There cannot be any better welcome than this. However, in modern day housing, hallways have lost their importance. Even in a luxury home, you will find the hallways are really tiny. This is because in the luxury homes for sale, the dimensions for rooms are increased which really decreases space in the corridor. In any case, if a gloomy hallway is your problem, then all it needs is some slight modification.</p>
<p>You can try a number of modifications to add an inviting feel to your corridors. No matter how tiny, gloomy, or confined your hallway is, you can surely brighten it up with some innovative ideas. Here are some suggestions that might come in handy.</p>
<p>The first thing that needs to be considered is obviously the door. Although a dark colored door will look fabulous from the outside, it is not necessary to carry the same color in the interior part of the door. Try applying soft colors for the interior finish. Bright colors are light reflectors and improve the feel of the place.</p>
<p>A door that is primarily made of glass will be ideal in case your corridor is too confined. This will naturally brighten up your hallway during the daytime and you would not need to switch the lights on every time you enter it. Many people do not find glass to be secure. For all those who do not find it secure, they need to check out the laminated glass for sure. This glass is ideally designed to provide security. Moreover if you cannot tolerate any intrusions in your privacy, then you can opt for obscure glass designs. The best thing about these designs is that they allow light to pass, but are very difficult to look through. Besides this, you can even go for bevels that give off some fabulous colors in sunlight.</p>
<p>Next up is the paint of your corridor. For this one, an obviously bright color should be your first choice. But do not get shocked by the fact that many people paint their hallways dark. This further makes the place depressing and smaller. With a coat of bright colors, you can surely rejuvenate your hallways. What is more is that soft colors will reflect the light coming through glass panes. Plus, it makes the space look even bigger.</p>
<p>Lighting also has an important part in your hallways. Try scattering lights to brighten your corridors. They will bounce off from the walls and give a more natural look to the place.</p>
<p>To make your hallway roomy, reflection plays a greater part. Therefore, adding mirrors to the corridor will make the place look more spacious. Mirrors provide an additional depth to the place making it look even bigger.</p>
<p>So there you are, make a few improvements and see what a massive difference it makes to your hallway.</p>
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		<title>Finding Halloween Costumes For Your Spooky Event</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To Dress up in Halloween costumes is a great way to get in the spirit of Halloween. There are so many costumes available in stores or use your imagination and make your own. For example, you have the traditional white bed sheet to use over the head to look like a ghost. Or you can shop at the stores and find a variety of design costumes in every size and genre imaginable.</p>
<p>Persons shopping for Halloween costumes can find these seasonal favorites either in local stores or online at websites selling clothing or seasonal decorations. The modern focus is to develop shopping sources targeted toward seasonal themes to provide a one-stop-shopping source for all party and decorating needs.</p>
<p>Halloween is a holiday observed in more than just the United States. It is observed in Canada and in some parts of Europe. Canadian Halloween costumes, like their United States counterparts, help observers of the holiday to appear decked out in appropriate fashion to fit the holiday mood.</p>
<p>The act of dressing up for this popular autumn holiday is not just limited to young children. Enthusiasts of all ages dress in costumes to celebrate the day! From elementary school jamborees to adult costume parties modeled after the latest scary movie, characters of all ages and types can be found in Halloween dress!</p>
<p>Dressing up in a festive costume of any type allows you to express your unique creativity. It also enables you to display your feelings about the event you are attending. It lets you get in the mood and even act a little crazy as you participate to your fullest!</p>
<p>A Halloween costume does not need to be spooky to be effective, nor does it need to totally disguise your identity. What matters about the design of the costume is that it allows you to fully enjoy the holiday event that you are attending. If the event is a party you have planned, you have early access to the specific theme if one exists, and you have a head start on renting or assembling your costume in time for the fun to begin!</p>
<p>The choice of a Halloween costume can reflect your personal creativity and flair as you dress for the occasion. Although pre-made costumes are widely available in a good range of styles and prices, the personal touch of a hand-made costume is still a welcome sight at Halloween gatherings. However, if your talents do not run toward artsy costume creations, there are abundant sources of pre-made costumes to fit any need and mood!</p>
<p>Halloween costumes capture the festive, colorful nature of this fall holiday. Whether spooky, sexy, regal, or just plain funny, there is a costume for everyone at the party. Much of the fun involved in celebrating Halloween is found in the selection of the perfect costume. Whether the shopping is done online, at a regular local store, or at a holiday-themed specialty store, there is sure to be the perfect costume to fit your style and interest!</p>
<p>Online store for Canada&#8217;s best <a href="http://www.oyacostumes.ca/">Costumes</a> and accessories for kids, teenagers and adults.</p>
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		<title>How to Locate Halloween Costumes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Buying Halloween Costumes can be made easy when customers know where to look for them. There are many different places that parents and kids can search for the right costume. The age of the person and the price of the costume, may be factors in deciding where to go. Children clothing stores may carry small [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Buying Halloween Costumes can be made easy when customers know where to look for them. There are many different places that parents and kids can search for the right costume. The age of the person and the price of the costume, may be factors in deciding where to go.</p>
<p>Children clothing stores may carry small kids costumes. If a child is under a certain age and needs a costume for the season, then they may try their favorite clothing store. These stores will offer parents a selection of inexpensive costumes. For infants, they may be one piece furry outfits with a zipper up the back or friend. For older kids, a two piece costume with accessories may be available.</p>
<p>Department stores are another retail outlet to try for Halloween costume outfits. They will carry costumes from the age of an infant up until an adult. There will be an entire section of the store dedicated to Halloween props, accessories and uniforms. Kids and adults can walk up and down the isles looking for everything that they may need.</p>
<p>A costume rental shop, will feature many different costumes for rent. These uniforms will be unique, creative and well made. Props and extra accessories may be available, as well as uniform makeup. This is a great source to try, if renting a costume is in the budget. Some uniforms for adults can be very expensive, however will look amazing at a Halloween party or event. The costume is usually rented by the day or a weekend.</p>
<p>There are party stores that carry lots of Halloween stuff around that time of year. There entire store may be full of exciting decorations and scary props. People may shop at these stores when they want to decorate their home, office or buy a uniform. Often there will be a huge billboard full of pictures of the costumes available. The customer can pick one out and order it by the number. A sales person will bring out the uniform in a package and the customer can then pay for it.</p>
<p>These party locations are also great for buying all of the loose items that may be needed with the uniform. Hats, wands, handcuffs, and many other costume props may be available for purchase. When everything is in one store, it can make getting ready for Halloween, much easier.</p>
<p>Cheap discount stores may also carry these uniforms for Halloween. They will be fairly cheap to purchase and may have a couple of choices to pick through. These stores usually run out of Halloween gear pretty quick, so it is crucial to shop early, if a costume is to be found.</p>
<p>Halloween Costumes can be purchased in a few different ways. When a good one is found, it may last a few years or be passed down to someone else. The price that is paid for a costume is just part of the fun of the yearly event. With parties and a night of trick or treating, there are many reasons why putting an effort into a costume is always a smart idea.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 13:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My boss walks in and says to me, &#8220;I want you to write an article for Halloween this year. No giveaways, no gimmicks, just an article. You do remember what a fiasco last year was right?&#8221; I smile and nod as I always do when someone thinks I should remember all the things they find important. Well this couldn&#8217;t be too hard, writing about our lights is easy. They are bright, beautiful and cheerful, everyone loves them. I just had to somehow link them in peoples&#8217; minds with the most dark and terrifying day of the year. Holy crap I&#8217;m being setup!</p>
<p>All I needed to do was concentrate, what do our LEDs have to do with Halloween? Haunted houses, no not really, costumes, no, candy&#8230;yes. Everyone loves candy and who turns it down when its free. We will give away candy with our lights, simple enough.</p>
<p>&#8220;What did I say!?&#8221; my boss asks, her temple vein looking like a garden hose. &#8220;Ahh , which time&#8230;I ahh&#8221; I know that was not very articulate but that vein was starting to get oddly shiny and was going purple. I wished at that point that I had worn a different shirt, maybe the green one. Fifteen minutes later I was finishing my second drink. It turns out I had pitched this same idea last year. We gave away candy with the lights and people ate the candy AND some people ate part of the lights AND we got sued AND I had to testify in court. Being sued is scary but what is more scary is memory loss at my age. I told my boss I remembered the part about having to wear a tie and put on underwear. My ability to suppress is what allows me to sleep so well at night.</p>
<p>You know what I find scary? Whenever I see kids walking by with their pants down past their butts and their boxers hanging out. This makes me afraid for the future of America. Of course when I see anyone over the age of forty wearing skin tight bike shorts I don&#8217;t think to highly of present day America either. The thought of that vein &#8220;popped&#8221; into my mind, I didn&#8217;t think the boss would want me to equate underwear and the decline of American society with our LED lights.</p>
<p>Well what scares people? Heights, public speaking- that&#8217;s a good one, spiders, having babies, changing their diapers(I just got the chills), teaching them to drive a stick shift, paying for their communications degree! I had to stop and freshen my drink.</p>
<p>Maybe the key to this was to think like a writer, no, an author. I would just channel the dead spirit of Stephen King.&#8221; How to start&#8230; &#8220;It was a stormy night, and dark.&#8221; No that didn&#8217;t flow. How about &#8220;It was a dark and stormy night.&#8221; No, I had heard that somewhere else before. Plagiarism is a scary thought, well really, getting sued for plagiarism is a scary thought. Like all moral dilemmas such as the debate between &#8220;borrowing&#8221; a few ideas from another writer and losing your job, a man must weigh the chance of getting caught with the benefit that the act will bring you. The bible is full of wisdom such as that. Nuns are scary. Even the singing types in the movies give me the heebie jeebies.</p>
<p>&#8220;What is this?&#8221; Her whole face was the same purple color as the vein. &#8220;Ahh,&#8221; was all I could manage before she repeated herself but this time far quieter. &#8220;What is this?&#8221; I am sure the mouse has this same feeling when staring into the eyes of a python. My mouth had come open at my last utterance but I forgot to close it and now a tiny stream of drool trickled down my chin.</p>
<p>&#8220;This isn&#8217;t ruminations in fear, this is rambling! How difficult is it to just tell people that our lights are pretty to decorate with? That we have nice orange lights for Halloween!&#8221; Her head seemed to be swelling along with that vein. &#8220;That their house would look eerie using the purple or green?&#8221; I felt the drool but was powerless to wipe it away. She held me mesmerized like only a vampire or a stripper could.</p>
<p>Looming over me she said &#8220;The DEAD line is at 5pm, you have that long to write the Halloween article, I don&#8217;t care who you are related to!&#8221; Well at least she solved my moral dilemma.</p>
<p>Peter Meredith is vice president of sales and marketing of <a href="http://www.lightenergydesigns.com/" target="_blank">Light Energy Designs</a>. Five years of complete immersion in the world <a href="http://www.lightenergydesigns.com/decorative-lights-specialty-led-lights-c-74_28.html" target="_blank">specialty LED lights</a> has given him an insider&#8217;s view of this new and ever changing technology.</p>
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		<title>Funny Poems, SMS Jokes And Funny Jokes &#8211; An Analysis Of Humor</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article explores the many facets of humor and what makes something funny. From funny jokes, SMS jokes and funny poems to twisted wit and the distinctly odd. The trait of humor is uniquely human. We are the only creature that laughs. Apart from kookaburras. (This is really funny if you are Australian. If you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This article explores the many facets of humor and what makes something funny. From funny jokes, SMS jokes and funny poems to twisted wit and the distinctly odd. The trait of humor is uniquely human. We are the only creature that laughs. Apart from kookaburras. (This is really funny if you are Australian. If you are not that lucky, Google it and have a laugh on me.)</p>
<p>Humor ranges from simple, physical humor, like a pie in the face, which is only funny if you are not the one wearing the pie, to subtle humor using the interplay and ambiguity of words. Which is, I admit, by far my favorite. For example:</p>
<p>Some say that a world without sin would be ideal. I have to disagree. There are only so many problems which can be solved using cos and tan.</p>
<p>There is gentle humor.<br />
<br />Me: &#8220;Hey. Guess what?&#8221;<br />
<br />Her: &#8220;What?&#8221;<br />
<br />Me, crestfallen: &#8220;Good guess.&#8221;</p>
<p>Whimsical humor.<br />
<br />I went to the zoo today. Somebody really should tell the meerkats that everything is fine.</p>
<p>Reverse humor.<br />
<br />I recently started to make a friend online with the same interest in astronomy as me. He is a retired 55 year old head teacher and a really friendly, knowledgeable guy, so we decided to meet up.<br />
<br />Turned out to be a 13 year old girl. I was so disappointed.</p>
<p>Referential humor.<br />
<br />The man who owned the cinemas at Warriewood passed away last Friday.<br />
<br />His funeral will be held this Saturday at 2.10, 4.20, 6.40 and 8.30.</p>
<p>Humor which provides a new or odd way of looking at something.<br />
<br />Did you know that if you stand by the ocean, it sounds just like holding a shell to your ear?</p>
<p>Basic humor.<br />
<br />Oh yeah? Your mum&#8217;s so fat that she has her own moon!</p>
<p>Cruel humor.<br />
<br />As a doctor, I must say that the best part of my job is prescribing acupuncture to recovering heroin addicts.</p>
<p>Cynical humor.<br />
<br />Who is God?<br />
<br />Well, you know that person you pray to when you need something really badly, and then you don&#8217;t get it? That&#8217;s who God is.</p>
<p>Pick up lines humor. (They say that women love a man who can make them laugh. Especially if he has money.)<br />
<br />Do you believe in love at first sight&#8230;or do I have to walk by again?</p>
<p>In-crowd humor.<br />
<br />Haikus are easy<br />
<br />But sometimes they don&#8217;t make sense<br />
<br />Refrigerator.</p>
<p>Funny poems.<br />
<br />Evil stirs.<br />
<br />Evil kneads.<br />
<br />Evil puts the bread in the oven.</p>
<p>It seems that the ability to laugh is ingrained in humans. Babies learn first to smile, then to laugh and finally to talk. Which is probably why people tell us that it is better to listen than to speak. Laughter is a step towards a healthy maturity. People who do not laugh are generally too self obsessed to find anything funny. They should remember that nobody is really looking at them. A life without laughter would be so sad. Laughter allows us to feel good about our place in the world. And it feels so much better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick!</p>
<p>I collect jokes that make me laugh. Um, that&#8217;s because collecting jokes that don&#8217;t make me laugh, um, means that they are not jokes. I love cleverness and wit that shows the irony and idiocy of life.</p>
<p>Imagine if you could write a book that makes the reader laugh at your odd way of looking at the world on each page and leads them on a journey that goes off like a frog in a sock, until the final page, when the reader realizes that they have been duped all along and throws back their head and laughs to the sky. Kind of like The Sixth Sense without dead people.</p>
<p>I have written that book. The only com comparable novel I have read that made me laugh like that was The Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy. Wit, humor and stupidity mixed into a gleeful pot of unexpectedness. (Is that a word?)</p>
<p>The book I have written is The Adventures of Princess Lau. It tells the story of a beautiful, confident Chinese princess, who has no idea of what is going on but does not let that worry her at all, who is swept into a strange world of dragons, gods, great white sharks, Chick Norris, (yes, Chick), a Dark Lord and cows. A world which is teetering on the very edge of breakfast. The full secret of this world is not revealed until the final page, when the reader realizes that everything in the book is not as it has seemed to be. Sort of like a girl I went out with a long time ago.</p>
<p>There is far too much cruelty, anger and downright nastiness in our world today. It makes me sad sometimes to see so many people yelling hate and screaming for death to somebody or other. As Gandhi said: &#8220;If everyone who has been done wrong insists on an eye for an eye, then the world will be blind.&#8221; Humor is a way of coping with the trials that life sends to us. If you look, you will find that life has a fantastic sense of humor. Have you ever seen a naked mole rat? Google it, laugh and thank your lucky stars that you don&#8217;t look like that.</p>
<p>Following are a few more of my favorite jokes. If you like this style of humor, then you will enjoy The Adventures of Princess Lau. I do not claim these jokes as my own. I am nowhere near that clever, they just made me laugh. Enjoy and realize that life is more wise than any of us can possibly understand.</p>
<p>I was at the start of the Sydney City to Surf Fun Run this morning when I saw this one guy dressed as a chicken. Then I saw this other guy dressed as an egg.<br />
<br />I thought to myself, &#8220;This will be interesting.&#8221;</p>
<p>There is nothing worse than calling the incontinence hotline and having them say, &#8220;Can you hold, please?&#8221;</p>
<p>If money makes the world go round, what shape was it before there was money?</p>
<p>Anne Frank would be so annoyed if she knew how many people have read her diary.</p>
<p>I just swung my girlfriend&#8217;s cat around by its tail. My girlfriend caught me and gave me such a telling off.<br />
<br />On the plus side, our living room is bigger than I thought.</p>
<p>My girlfriend asked me the fatal question, &#8220;Does my bum look big in this?&#8217;<br />
<br />I replied, &#8220;Well, to be fair, it is a small room&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>A soldier in Afghanistan wrote on a forum on Facebook, &#8220;Sometimes, on the battlefield, it is difficult to remember what sin is.&#8221;<br />
<br />To which somebody replied, &#8220;Opposite over hypotenuse, dipstick.&#8221;</p>
<p>My emo little sister said to me yesterday, &#8220;Nobody understands me.&#8221;<br />
<br />I replied, &#8220;Just after eight o&#8217;clock.&#8221;</p>
<p>Piracy is killing the music industry.<br />
<br />You try playing a guitar with a hook!</p>
<p>Niceness rules!<br />
<br />Always remember, kindness is more important than wisdom.</p>
<p>Martin P Kerrigan has written the funniest, wisest book you will ever read &#8211; The Adventures of Princess Lau. If you want to laugh, cry, be enlightened, delighted and experience the wisdom and roundhouse kick of Chick Norris, go to: <a href="http://www.princesslau.com" title="http://www.princesslau.com" target="_blank">http://www.princesslau.com</a> Niceness rules!</p>
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		<title>Funny Boxers! Show Off Your Sense of Humor&#8230;..on Your Butt!</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny boxers! Since the invention of funny T-shirts, there has not been a better way to show off your sense of humor on an article of clothing. Funny boxers not only make great gifts, but everyone should own a pair themselves.</p>
<p>Overall, there are 5 reasons that every man (and woman) needs to own a pair of funny boxers:</p>
<p>Reason 1: They make great gifts for any occasion!</p>
<p>A pair of funny underwear makes the perfect gift for pretty much every occasion. Whether<br />
<br />its a birthday, graduation, X-mas gift, or wedding anniversary, nothing that &#8220;I love you&#8221; like a pair of funny boxer shorts. Funny boxers come in almost any category ranging from animal lovers, cartoon enthusiasts, sports fanatics, or fans of adult beverages (that&#8217;s beer and liquor for those that are wondering.</p>
<p>Reason 2: You immediately have something to talk about if your pants accidentally fall down!</p>
<p>Imagine this scenario: You are hanging out with a group of your friends, having a good time, and then oops&#8230;.there goes your pants. As you stand there embarrassed with your pants at your ankles, regretting your decision not to buy that $10 belt you saw at Wal-Mart, you wish&#8230;.no you hoped that you would have at least put on a decent pair of underwear. Instead, you are standing there in your boring Hanes tighty whities while everyone else is laughing. First of all, you shouldn&#8217;t be wearing tighty whities anyways (their bad for your sperm count) but that&#8217;s another story for another day. Secondly, if you were wearing a pair of funny boxers then this whole embarrassing situation could have been avoided. Instead of laughing at your unfortunate mishap, you are now immersed in a conversations of why your funny boxer shorts are filled with cartoon ants with the saying &#8220;Ants in My Pants&#8221;. See. These boxers are instant problem solvers.</p>
<p>Reason 3: You will become more popular with your friends and family!</p>
<p>Nothing says &#8220;I have an awesome sense of humor&#8221; like a pair of funny underwear. And everyone loves someone with a sense of humor, that&#8217;s a scientific fact. Seriously! Go Google it! Get ready to laugh, cry, sing, and dance with your new pair of funny boxers. However, I do have to warn you about something. In some occasions, these boxers are so funny and so popular that people may try to steal them from you. In addition to that being gross, I suggest boxer theft prevention. There are plans out there I&#8217;m sure. If not, then just buy your friends and family their very own pair. And maybe some therapy, since you have to be crazy to steal someone else&#8217;s underwear.</p>
<p>Reason 4: Funny underwear will make you thinner!</p>
<p>You might be saying to yourself: &#8220;How is a pair of funny underwear going to make me thinner&#8221;? Well, the answer is actually very simple. The first step is to go out and get yourself a pair of the funniest boxers you have ever seen. Second, make sure to wear these boxers while you are working out for at least 30 minutes a day. They are perfect to use while weightlifting, jogging, bicycling, aerobics, karate, and any other form of physical activity. Combine this with eating healthy and there you have it! Your funny boxers will make you skinny in no time.</p>
<p>Reason 5: Your butt will thank you!</p>
<p>We all know that your butt can&#8217;t talk. Well not in English anyways. I think mine speaks Spanish. But if it could it would thank you wholeheartedly for covering it with a brand new pair of funny boxers. We all do things to make our bodies happy. We work out, eat right, etc. So shouldn&#8217;t we listen to our bodies and dress it accordingly? So make your butt happy and give it what it wants in a new pair of funny boxer shorts.</p>
<p>Want your very own pair of funny boxers? <a href="http://www.funnyboxers.net/" target="_blank">Visit Funny Boxers .net!</a></p>
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